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Postby GETCARTER » Sat Jan 06, 2018 7:27 pm

I posted a Doctor / Doctor joke on here last night, with a vague reference to someone at the club, did not use offensive language, did not name anyone, and it was not racist, rude or crude, it was humerous, and yet it was removed later. I thought we lived in a society of free speech for all !!. Cannot believe it - how very petty.
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Postby Foggy » Sat Jan 06, 2018 7:31 pm

Doctor, doctor...I keep thinking that I am a pair of curtains!

Well pull yourself together man!
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Postby The Jovial Forester » Sat Jan 06, 2018 7:56 pm

Bloke goes to the doctor and says, "I've got a problem with my hearing."
Doctor says, "Describe the symptoms for me."
Bloke says, "Well, Homer's fat and useless and Marge has big blue hair."
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Postby Phil_mitchell » Sat Jan 06, 2018 8:20 pm

Bloke walks into a football.....

Signs 5 year deal
125 years and counting..... PRIDE OF GLOUCESTERSHIRE
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Postby GETCARTER » Sat Jan 06, 2018 8:50 pm

Bloke says to a Doctor , " I feel like a snooker ball ", - Doc says " Get in the queue ".
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Postby GETCARTER » Sat Jan 06, 2018 8:52 pm

Bloke says to the Doctor " People keep ignoring me ", Doctor says " Next ".
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Postby andymac26 » Sat Jan 06, 2018 9:21 pm

Bloke walks in the doctors. He says, "doctor, I have a terrible impulse. Every day I put on a black curly wig and spend three hours singing 'the green green grass of home.' What's up with me?"
Doctor says he'll check his book. "Here it is, tomjonesitis" says the doctor.
"Blimey" says the bloke, "is that rare?"
Doctor says "it's not unusual."
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Postby Old Git » Sat Jan 06, 2018 11:33 pm

A football Coach went to his doctor and said, "Doctor I can't take it anymore my hair is starting to fall out. Do you have anything to keep it in"? The Doctor replied, " Have you tried a cardboard box".
If Forest Green Rovers get in the football league then Pigs can fly !!!
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Postby Norton Boy » Sun Jan 07, 2018 12:05 am

Doctor you have to help me i,ve got a steering wheel stuck down my underpants.

"Well how did it get there?"

I don't know but it's driving me nuts.
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Postby Pitchfork » Sun Jan 07, 2018 12:10 am

Doctor, Doctor I’ve lost my memory.

When did this happen?

When did what happen?



Doctor, Doctor

I’ve a strawberry stuck in my ear!

I’ve some cream for that!


Doctor, Doctor I’ve broken my arm in three places.

Well stay out of those places.

Hat trick?
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Postby bobhunt » Sun Jan 07, 2018 12:13 am

Doctor doctor I keel thinking I’m a puppy .

Really? Hop up on the couch and I’ll take look.

Oh no, I’m not allowed to!
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Postby Foggy » Sun Jan 07, 2018 12:14 am

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a cat
When did that begin
When I was a kitten
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Postby andymac26 » Sun Jan 07, 2018 12:25 am

"Doctor, some days I feel like a wigwam and other days I feel like a tepee."
"You need to relax more - you're too tense."
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Postby NewForestRover » Sun Jan 07, 2018 2:48 am

Doctor, doctor I'm addicted to FGR.

That's good. So am I!

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Postby mauler » Sun Jan 07, 2018 8:18 am

Doctor, Doctor I keep falling out of WIIINNNDOOOOOWS!
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Postby GETCARTER » Sun Jan 07, 2018 10:49 am

Doctor, Doctor.......people keep ignoring me. Next !.
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Postby FootieMan » Sun Jan 07, 2018 2:05 pm

Doctor I think I have genetic diahrrea

Why do you think that

Cause it’s in my genes
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Postby Timb » Sun Jan 07, 2018 3:58 pm

Yuk.
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Postby kennysarmy » Mon Jan 08, 2018 11:03 am

Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a cat?

How long has this been going on?

Since I was a kitten.
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Postby GETCARTER » Mon Jan 08, 2018 8:38 pm

I did post the joke again on here on Saturday, and it was removed again for a second time. Who is doing this ?. Bit like Big Brother is looking over us all, and deciding what we can read or not. Leaves a bad taste in the mouth - a very poor show FGR. Do not like what is going on !!.
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